- Pay actors to play loved one.
- Pay this guy to lose a race to you.
- Race as poorly as possible. Really make him work for his money.
- Pay first actor to leave you for motorcyclist anyway.
- Neither one knows the other one is an actor.
- Film the results and you've got a new hit TV show! Sell the rights to Amazon and profit.
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Okay. All I got is a big bag of lemons. Can you do stuff like that with lemons?
Then the 2 actors fall in genuine love but are both too fearful to speak the truth about being actors for fear of ruining what they have. Then we can make that situation into a spinoff series sitcom.
We got our head writer right here.
Season 2 one actor can pretend to be pregnant to keep the relationship going. Than doesn't give real birth, but hires a baby actor.
And the baby actor is Danny DeVito.
Oldest trick in the book
I would watch this anime, get the director of kaguya sama
You..... Are onto something here
Game is game
Decieve your loved ones 💀
A man who won't lie for [love] doesn't need love that bad.
From 'Lonesome Dove'
Bruv...no judgment. If I lived in an area with truly good actors available, I'd pay someone to pretend to be genuinely happy to see me.
It makes my day brighter every time I see Bucc E in the Lemmy comments. You're a nanocelebrity really.
I would do this for free if you needed it that bad. You deserve to feel loved and appreciated.
Nice to see you!
it's nice that they offer it..
Sadly my first thought would be an undercover cop responding to the ad. They just upped drag racing to a felony charge in my state with possible 6 years prison, $3000 fine.
Maybe they mean at the drag strip
That's fucked. Street racing can be dangerous but it isn't inherently, and it's one of many disappearing interesting things about local cultures in the US.
Boomers complain about kids being inside on their phones, but everything we used to do is illegal now, and the stuff that used to warrant a stern talking to is a felony.