this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 124 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Little bro has a fantastic IT career ahead of him.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)

20% chance little bro grows up into a trans catgirl.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago

With a fantastic IT career.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Or alternatively Air Force, if he’s not the computer guy

[–] [email protected] 65 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Kid's cultured, he knows that knotted cock hits different 🥵

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

Nah, I doubt he's taking 12 inches at that age

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

That movie was actually really good, and the wolf villain was very well done IMO. But yeah that's awkward lol

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

It really was great. And I did wonder Death Wolf Big Cock so he’s not alone.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Hahaha! "I just happened to see your search history

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

“I happened to see your search history after clicking the menu and then history and then view history and then export to pdf and then sent it to my personal device and then reviewed it for hours on accident hehe”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Select your address bar and type Portugal.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

anon just wanted to share his own search history but was too afraid of saying it was his so he invented a whole story to say it wasn't his

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Poor anon. Now he has to live with the knowledge that his past history has led his little brother to the same tree with the same fruit he ate. That delicious, delicious fruit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Honestly, if you grew up with the internet from it's birth, you know there's a LOT weirder out there. It all just bounces off now that I have all this mental scar tissue built up. Death and guro tame af these days.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

aww man i really hoped that would turn into how wholesome the movie actually was (i watched it and it was surprisingly good i would say)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Your link works fine for me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Works fine for me too now.

scratches head

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

time to clear search history and leave a note :)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I can’t see the post D:

Any mirror?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (9 children)

Nothing wrong with being a furry <3

(posting this comment just to make sure everyone here agrees)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i think people disagree with the intent of the comment, more than the actual contents of the comment lmao

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What is the perceived intent of the comment ?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

homie is either, an autistic furry, or we are simply doing nested anon posting.

Nothing in between.

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