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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

All for it though it's best done when renovations are possible. Was at a place where they did it with multistall bathrooms and you had to guess which one had urinals.

Edit: of course could also just add a sign saying urinals here.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There should be two restrooms. One with only stalls, one with only urinals. That way we get the efficiency gains of urinals (very important at football stadiums), and nobody has to see a dick if they don't want to.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, I don't know who goes to public bathrooms to see dick. I don't even want to be in there in the first place. Seeing someone else's bits is pretty low on the list of things I want to see in there, right above shit smeared walls.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (4 children)

At over 50 years old, I don't think I've ever seen another man's dick in a bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

In my experience the most common sighting of the men's dicks in the bathroom is when some 60 year old is wandering around stark naked in the gym changing rooms. I think it's a requirement past a certain age that you do that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I've seen more dicks in the streets than at urinals.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Hint all these people who are worried are the meat gazers. Same thing with the dudes who want to hang out as "guards". Go in take a piss/shit then leave. In Europe they have these 4 way open urinals on the street walk up piss sun shining on your head, squirt of hand sanitizer. Back to the pub/work. No chaos ensued society was unaffected.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

There should be two restrooms. One with only stalls, one with only urinals. That way we get the efficiency gains of urinals (very important at football stadiums), and nobody has to see a dick if they don't want to.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Animal shithouses

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Ohio deliberately structured their law to prevent this...

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