Nothing sadder could've happened here

Elton John starts playing

"Well you know it's a tragedy, these planes are usually so safe, big beautiful aircraft- have you ever been on one? Very nice but the "flight attendants" you have to call them flight attendants now because you get in trouble if you call them a stewardess but that used to be the name of the job! They used to say "I want to be a stewardess when I grow up!" but now they let anyone do it and you have to say the right thing or the left will come after you. The news media. The media will come after me and say "He doesn't think men should be on airplanes" but I love airline workers. Nobody loves our amazing airline workers more than me and people tell me that all the time"

"Here, you can have a coupon to any Trump tower; 20% discount, the best discount, everyone says so. We got a guy here who says he got a 15% discount, woulda killed for a 20% discount; the best towers, no one builds 'em like I do, but we got the radical left trying to...." (and then this goes on for another ten minutes and somehow ends on an entirely different topic than it started)

i totally get that but a competent leader could pull that off without gumming up the investigation by symbolically visiting it

Alternatively he's also the villain of a comic strip that ends with the other character going "......what?"

Call me a lib if you must, but I stand by my statement that he is!

we need to start a bullying campaign: Trump is too much of a coward to eat all these pretzels