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Maserati (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 103 points 4 months ago

The real joke is on the guy who bought a Maserati. That thing will be in the shop more than it’ll be on the road.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago

The guy in the comic should've looked up the prices of used Maseratis before feeling bad, they're like 10-20k. I could afford a Maserati if I wanted to, but I'm trying to save up 60 grand for a down payment on a house on some land a fraction the size of this guy's tree house plot.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

No one buys a Maserati. Your lease it.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

I just wait by the bar and when a guy with a Maserati comes in, I take pictures of myself in a pleather jacket and aviators with it in the background. Same effect, zero overhead.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

If you wear a red vest and hang around outside a bar people will often just give you their cars, sometimes they might even be really insistent about it or even give you gas money.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

That's what happens when you let big mechanic design a car. Wake up sheeple!

[-] [email protected] 59 points 4 months ago

Always do what you want to do, what makes you happy.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago

Unless what you're doing involves making other people unhappy.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Yeah.. don't go around making people unhappy. That's not a treehouse you wanna live in.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Well ya seeeeeee

[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago

All that lumber, in this economy? Big flex this guy with a tree house!

[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

I like wooden wind chimes. I prefer them over the metal ones. Nicer sound. Hard to find a wood that will suffer getting clonked all day tho. Considering pvc

[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

Maybe try bamboo? Cheap material if you want to diy it, and its already pretty wind chime shaped

[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

Wish I could build a tree house. I can't really afford land to both live on and build a tree house on, and I am not legally allowed to live in the tree house.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

There's always publicly accessible land and stealth, depending on the type of treehouse you're envisioning.

Is it illegal and likely to be knocked down? Yeah, probably. But for a brief moment, you may get to enjoy a very basic treehouse.

Hmmm...summer project idea (back in my day kids just made tree platforms rather than houses, which is probably what I'd - theoretically, NCC, you know who you are - do).

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Built not bought

this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2025
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