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Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago

While I do kind of like the idea of having data on random bodily functions like erections, can't say I'd be willing to share that data with my parents or the world.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

If your oncle on FB does its wierd , but once your wierd oncle becomes milliardaire, he ll be called Anti Aging Zealot all over Internet

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Immortality is a daily pain in the dick.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (7 children)

Jesus fuck. Why would anyone want to live forever, anyway?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (10 children)

i think most people don't really want to die. and they like living for all sorts of reasons. i hope you can think of at least a few reasons you'd like to go on living as well.