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Big wet boy signs an EO to deport Arnold Schwartzenegger back to Austria

"he's a big guy, frankly one of the biggest of all time, but I said many times 'hey he's basically just what if Mitt Romney was juiced?' Not good folks! But he did Apprentice, and it was a total mess, very very disrespectful. So he's going back to where the hell he's from, Australia?? Buh-bye 'Arnie,' you're very nasty! Get him outta here!"

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

"He tries to blend in with humans, gives the kid a high five and says 'hasta la vista baby' but we all know he's a robot. Didn't you watch the movie? He rips the skin off his hand, boom, robot, folks like you wouldn't believe, no one's ever seen it! People come up to me, 'oh oh Mr. President what are we going to do with that robot man?' well we're deporting him! He's gone, good bye, good bye Arnold! You really were a nasty robot chasing Linda Hamilton all over the place, god bless her" a-little-trolling

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Robert Patrick, great guy. You know, he actually held his breath when he ran after the dirt bike to do machine better? He went too fast for the camera on the first take! Wow... what a guy. But they went "PC" for Terminator 3: Lady Terminator and, well, she was a lovely lady Terminator, but that one was frankly, not so good. But "Arnie" has gotta go. Thank you.

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