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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Before seeing this was the Onion, my enthusiasm at the headline diminished precipitously as I read each word past the first few.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

lol yeah I didn't know what to do ... it's already in "The Onion" community, so I thought putting [The Onion] in brackets would be too much.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

terribly unfortunate headline for this particular community

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Yeah, had me in the first half.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Probably at Vance's house. Inanimate objects just so sexy there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Don’t. Don’t give me hope.