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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

These past few days I just don't feel the motherfucking hell yea. I don't know what could be the matter, but the motherfucking hell yea has been drained out of me. Perhaps I need to consult my physician for some motherfucking hell yea pills called brezmeltez.

Side effects may include motherfucking diarrhea, hellish stomach pains, and oily flatulence, but brezmeltez will bring the motherfucking hell yea back into your life.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People in Xiaohongshu were saying they thought every American got two motherfuckin' "hell yeah"s straight from the government

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

dem dam forners took our hell yeahs.

dey derk er jeeerbs