this post was submitted on 21 Jan 2025
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Shirts That Go Hard

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Share shirts that go hard.

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How would the original shirt be any better. To me that been worse.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

At least that has the structure of a joke. As opposed to a triumphant declaration.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a bit of an uncle joke.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just a bit? I think that the moment you put this shirt on, it becomes Thanksgiving and the universe generates a family that feels uncomfortable around you if you don't already have one.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I'm so sorry that i cannot upvote this more, i couldn't stop laughing

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well this is just perfect. I used to have aquariums and breeding is a sign your tank is in a good state, and when I mentioned that my fish were fucking in a discord group, it grew into pissman watches fish fuck/fucks fish. Just another meme leaning into the bit

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you ain't watching your fish fuck, then what's the point of keeping them?

Now, if you're spanking it while watching them fuck, that's.... perfectly normal and expected

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

There's a simpsons joke that involves Troy Mclure (spelling? ) and his special thing he has . . .

I can't recall but involves fish.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Because you fuck the fish?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Women want me fish

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Goes perfectly together. 😀

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of...

One of my favourite pastas for sure. Up there with the Navy Seals JoJo version.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Just needs a hat

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Don't worry,the women will fear you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Gay?! Oh hooo I wish!