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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I love using animals when I do this.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Queuecumber

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I often use "M as in mayhem." I know it's "Mike" but that's boring.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's not that the 'phonetic alphabet' make any sense either though.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Hawaiian comedian Frank De Lima told a joke about a Filipino announcer saying somebody needed to move their car, license plate B for Bictory, L for Elephant, Q for Cucumberrrrrrr...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

J as in George is my personal favorite

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

My eternal gratitude to anyone who can find the old Jonathan Katz stand up bit where he was spelling things out ridiculously to a 411 representative. I must have taped over my old VHS with it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

When I used it everyday I knew it by heart. Now its faded from the forefront of my mind and sometimes it just isn't worth the effort to recall it. If it mattered I would care.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Germans use ČS for "Tschechoslowakei". Yes, really − not only is Č not in the word, it's also not in the German alphabet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

not only is Č not in the word, it's also not in the German alphabet.

Well, it could be... suppose the German alphabet decided it needed Lebensraum and decided to annex the Sudeten alphabet.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have a friend who, years later, still brings up when I said "K as In Cat." That poor customer

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Just say you're Dutch, where cat translates to kat

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

To make them really uncomfortable, use your sluttiest code words.

D as in Daddy, M as in Mummy, H as in Harder, P as in Pineapple, that's my safe word, I've never had to use it...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Let's see if I still remember:

Alpha
Bravo
Charlie
Delta
Echo
Foxtrot
Golf
Hotel
Indigo
Juno
Kilo
Lima
Mike
November
Oscar
P????
Q????
Romeo
S????
Tango
U????
Vector
W????
X-ray
Y???? Z????

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

P for Pneumatic

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Y is for Yuganda 😅. It’s happened to me during my time in call center.

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