can you all just frickin SHUT YOUR GOBs for once, stop shilling for Big Bidetand let us shit ticket users have some P And Q???
Also toilet paper is 90% is the reason for the LA fires.
this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2025
53 points (98.2% liked)
badposting
525 readers
213 users here now
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
i always forget the barbaric west walks around with shitbutts
Mud butts get the wall
oh man looks like I really triggered the bidet lovers. did you know that the word bidet is FRENCH? how fo you feel about them know huh?
Hon hon biduette hon
Toilet paper is so rough and it hurts my poor bum. 
Bit of moisturiser on the paper never goes astray ;) don't use baby wipes or 'flushable wipes' yes they're advertised that way but they don't biodegrade and contribute to huge 'fatbergs' that block up the sewage system
Look at this poo poo bum haha
what would you know about toilet hgyeine smelly owl 
gasp
Never!
please leve this is for bog roll discussion and support ONLY
Sorry but anti-bidet discourse is inherently reactionary. I've already reported this thread 20 times and called AlaskaBall on their mobile. When they pick up, you're in so much trouble.
BITE ME
Wow, why are tp users so hostile!
So much for the tolerant cleft
I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time
😔
Nobody is chill ridin onna itchy poo bum
😠
on the contrary, bidets are extremely reactionary. who has that much space in their bathroom?
mine is just a toilet seat.. so its the same!
i thought a bidet was going to save me on buying toilet paper. it has only increased toilet paper usage because of the wet butt, and also wiping before using it. but i no longer have a bleeding asshole every time i poop, my asshole doesn't itch anymore, and it just feels clean.
also the bidet i have has several modes, one of which feels like you're getting a rimjob
but i no longer have a bleeding asshole every time i poop, my asshole doesn't itch anymore, and it just feels clean
Worth the price of admission alone
You don't even need a bidet for that, TP person. Use this flat cap shampoo bottle as a bidet 
I spray my culo
I feel my culo hole's edges with my finger to feel for any remnants of feces
Go to bathroom and wash hands.
Simple as.
o7 good setup.. I've got a little spray hose at home and I never poop anywhere else if I can avoid it