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Every Book on Elon Musk's Shelf Just False Lever That Reveals Yet Another Katana Room (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Elon Musk reading this headline: "ZOMG that writer must think I'm so cool! They like me! They really like me!"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

greed

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

“Normally I’d be excited to win a contract this big, but every day he’d come in and give weird notes like ‘more yeet’ or ‘can you make the katana moan when I remove it from the display.’ Not to mention he keeps trying to pay me in something called SkibidiCoin.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, that's a legit copy of mein kampf