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rule of fish smoke (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 87 points 5 months ago

From a skim of wikipedia, it looks like most fish "breath" in through the mouth and out through the gills, so the cigarette would probably be in the mouth

[-] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

Only one of these looks cool

[-] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Only one allows you to smoke double the amount of cigarettes compared to conventional methods

[-] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

I prefer my fish smoking like this

[-] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

That's the product, OP's pic is the process

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I’d like a pound of the Menthol flavored smoked Floun-dah.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

Mouth. Water goes in the mouth, across some cool counterflowing blood veins, and exits the gills.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

The guill way would be like smoking a cigarette with your nose.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

im pretty sure the water goes into the mouth and out of the guills, so a cigarette on the guills would be like putting it in your nose while breathing in only through the mouth and breathing out only through the nose

[-] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I mean, we have both mouths and noses, but I've never seen anyone stick a cig in their nostrils lol

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Me and my friends definitely did that as teenagers. It's not pleasant.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I've never actually smoked one so I'm definitely not the best source! I know what its like breathing it secondhand - I can't imagine what it would smell like if you smoked it through your nose haha

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

that first fish could probably convince me to do just about anything..

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Mouth for attention, gills for results

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

this is the essence of good worldbuilding

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

That second one makes me feel very uncomfortable.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I don't know, but they'll look cooler either way. I look great when I'm smoking a cigar behind my cheek.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

aw man dont even get me started on me smoking through my lungs. so cool.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

It would be impossible to smoke a cigarette underwater, so neither.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

True that. The fish would vape.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Now, if a fish were to try a caffeine enema...

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Emm, I can see Starbucks marketing their non-GMO, caffeine infused smoked salmon bagel sandwiches. Now with wider a-holes.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Straight up the cloaca.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I can hear the top one singing already

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago
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