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Your cat eats more cat food than you
You have no proof of that
Sometimes my dog farts and is so shocked by the smell, he leaves the room
On you, how hilarious would you say your diet is?
On the cat comparison, what percentage of your daily shits do you just fully eat, and how many small rodents do you swallow whole of a day? How many hours a day would you say you spend licking your own butt and deliberately eating toxic things to really stress your organs out?
Can you describe your diet in an emote?
this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2025
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