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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Farting is a part of your soul trying to escape.

Don't worry, god shoves it back in when you die

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

"Da GHOUST haz inveyded mah büt! Hez traing tü control me!" - Joel Vargskelethor

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

fun fact: did you know has been ??% depleted and will run out around ????

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Is that why dead bodies smell so bad?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

theory-gary from hexbear's servers to god's ears

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Why would you lie like this? Farts are piss in a transcended form. Sure, the Lord may shove it back in for His own reasons (He wants to turn it back into piss again later), but it’s just piss, no need to get spiritual about it (dare I say blasphemous…) 😒