While the idea of some dude desperately trying to crank one out to chibi 3D Tifa is funny the bit where he talks about jerking off in the arcade makes me think this guy might've been an actual public menace
90% chance it was a terrible bit
the 10% haunts me
It reads to me like the authentic scribblings of a real authentic pervert from a bygone age
At least he's honest. God I miss when perverts and racists were upfront about being weird.
Probably, because isn't John Holmes the name of a porn guy?
Jerry was probably there trying to pick up underage girls and that guy was ruining the vibe.
Lmao it’s from 1997?
Video games were a mistake
We need someone to travel back in time and prevent gooners from becoming such a plague today. 
This has shades of the "no man can kill me" copypasta
Wait till this person discovers porn games.
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