I had a boss who said:
"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck his ass to make him drink."
I... I just... Can't.
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Those that live in glass houses can throw the first stone.
Don't throw glasses in a stone house.
This makes me so happy, thanks for teaching me a word
Malaphors? I call these Rickyisms.
Worse case Ontario I get to tell you I toad a so, I fuckin a toad a so.
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This looks like ai slop
You made my day, now you have to sleep in it
She looks like she's been through the run of the mill
For those of you speaking German: Hast du enen Scherzkeks gefrΓΌhstΓΌckt?
You can't have your cake.
You can lead a whore to water, but you can't make her douche.
I spit my drink. Oh well, it's water under the fridge.
π΅ Under the fridge downtown is where I chewed some cud!
Me when I say I'll meet new people: we'll burn that bridge when we get to it.
It's raining cobras and mongooses.