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NSA Orders Employees to Spy on the World “With Dignity and Respect” (theintercept.com)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Translation: don't get caught, especially in anything that would look bad.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Alternate Translation: “stop uploading all the sex tapes to your personal media servers.”

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck 'em kindly

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

*her gently

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"I'd like you to beat the shit out of my neighbors, but try to be nice about it they're good people"