Conversely, spotted this recently

Shotdog x)

My high school boyfriend was a grower (and he wasn’t done actually growing taller when we dated, so it’s probably different now), but when he was totally soft, this is basically what his dick and balls looked like. I used to wonder how he aimed to pee, but I couldn’t figure out a way to ask it without crushing him, so I never did.

It's not that short... It's pretty much average, right?

Everything reminds me of him...

Hotball

UwU

That's brown pacman with the head of a dick in its mouth

Let me guess, procedural hot dog made with geometry nodes in Blender?

pacman

Hotdog Slider!

What bothers me most is the unrealistic girth of the dog compared to the bun. Most dogs fit down into buns with the top of the dog slightly under the bun

Honestly, why has nobody made hot dog nuggets? Seems like a missed opportunity. Or maybe just a choking hazard.

Pacman eating a meatball of sorts