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[-] Mwallerby@startrek.website 27 points 2 years ago

Conversely, spotted this recently

[-] Rikj000@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 2 years ago
[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

My high school boyfriend was a grower (and he wasn’t done actually growing taller when we dated, so it’s probably different now), but when he was totally soft, this is basically what his dick and balls looked like. I used to wonder how he aimed to pee, but I couldn’t figure out a way to ask it without crushing him, so I never did.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm a grower and it's pretty easy to aim, pretty hard to sit and pee sometimes when it's super shrunk.

Sometimes it's just pushing the tip down a little - it's pointed pretty right when retracted, sometimes it's easier to just stretch my penis to give enough to get two fingers onto

Don't worry about hurting a guy who's a grower by asking about his penis while it's small, maybe be boggled at how it gets so big when it's erect when starting so tiny

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago

It's not that short... It's pretty much average, right?

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[-] M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

It's a good size.

[-] sykael@startrek.website 16 points 2 years ago

Everything reminds me of him...

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 years ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hot dogball

WuW

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

That's brown pacman with the head of a dick in its mouth

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Let me guess, procedural hot dog made with geometry nodes in Blender?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

You can't make a hot dog ball by putting it in the blender, stupid, it becomes dust which you shouldn't breathe.

[-] evidences@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Hotdog dust, don't breathe this.

[-] drunkman@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago
[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

gobblin' deez nut

[-] lime@feddit.nu 7 points 2 years ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Jag älskar att det där var en grej

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Hotdog Slider!

[-] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

What bothers me most is the unrealistic girth of the dog compared to the bun. Most dogs fit down into buns with the top of the dog slightly under the bun

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I've eaten ones like this tho. Longer, but incredibly girthy.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Honestly, why has nobody made hot dog nuggets? Seems like a missed opportunity. Or maybe just a choking hazard.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Literal translation ball sausage and fun sausage.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Does this imply the balls are the fun part of the sausage?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Definitely the fun part.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

sausage is stored in the balls

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

god i fucking love how our cuisine just doesn't give a single fuck and will try anything
it's not even that strange of an idea really, since meatballs are bog standard.

[-] Jourei@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Pacman eating a meatball of sorts

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

It’s a butthole on a bun of sorts

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