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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Gonna give it a big slurp

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mine helps me scratch those hard to scratch spots

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Mine scratch my amygdala for me so good gives me the shivers

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

what a cute little pet!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Hhha yes put me in your mouth

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Absolutely wretched and revolting rat-salute

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

brainworms we like it here

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I'm not watching thet but I appreciate the share

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

but PLIIIIIIISSSSS

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

WORMSWORMSWORMSWORMSWORMSWORMS

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Just the one worm actually but they can multiply if you're lucky :):):):)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If I chop it into a hundred pieces will I have a hundred wiggly friends?

Also if I deep fry it, will it taste like an onion ring?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

More like calamari. And no unfortunately this kills the worm

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH