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[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 94 points 2 years ago

I don't want my Wikipedia page to say I have a big penis.

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 52 points 2 years ago
[-] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wikipedia uses "citation needed".

It'll improve your joke to use the correct term.

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 12 points 2 years ago

Look, having a big penis is not as beneficial as many would have you believe. Especially if your girl is petite...

[-] sploosh@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Goldicock: bigger than average but not so big that it's incompatible with the people who want to use it.

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Goldicock

excellent

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Rest assured then.

Well there's no danger of that; Wikipedia has credibility requirements.

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

h0rni owns a very large rooster.

[-] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

You'd need to earn yourself a page first, and I think one based on the smallness of your penis would be a good start.

[-] gazby@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

Username checks out πŸ’―πŸ˜†

[-] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago

Sounded to funny to be true, but it do be true:

Wiki article -> Personal life -> citation 62 -> https://rollcall.com/2023/10/04/patrick-mchenry-speaker-pro-tempore-evolved/ -> quote is in there

😁

[-] carrylex@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[-] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Every wikipedia page has its own little dictator. Is it you again, Wolverine XI?!

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 26 points 2 years ago

McHenry is a real asshole, I hope the fox is okay.

[-] moody@lemmings.world 14 points 2 years ago

The fox had rabies. Sadly, it's definitely not ok.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

At least having rabies is an excuse for some of his behaviors. A lot of politicians don't have a mind altering disease to blame their erratic behaviors on.

A lot of politicians don’t have a mind altering disease to blame their erratic behaviors on.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

He looks like the fusion of Colonel Sanders and John Oliver.

Not relevant but it's sticking with me.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 2 years ago

Oh no that's very relevant.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The cover-up is worse than the uh crime.

Patrick "Bitten by a rabid fox" McHenry

Given he's a congressman I'm sure it's more like Patrick "voted yay for the Rape The Orphans Act" McHenry.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Boooo, the lame-ass Wikipedians removed it.

[-] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 years ago

This bitch Patrick McHenry done got bitten by a rabid McFox.

this post was submitted on 04 Jan 2025
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