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closure with dave
(hexbear.net)
@aaaaaaadjsf and @My_Army suggested this was the most professional way to end things. I can't believe I forgot to do this earlier and I think Dave has now blocked me.
are you a lwayer
No, but if you can represent yourself why shouldn't you be able to get representation from someone equally unqualified? I'm working on a counter suit in which the demands shall be
-Excessive severance as well as back pay adjusted for the agreed upon $50/hr raise
-Dave must post here daily
-Court appointed union for your former workplace
-One of those singing bass fish
okay this sounds good. can you insist you're a lawyer to fuck with them or is that illegal?
That sounds very illegal.
yeah, probably.
It's cause they're scared of my raw power that they keep me out
you should instead insist multiple times that you are not a lawyer.
Oh shit, I'll just add 'Make me a real lawyer' to the demands and when we win I'm a real lawyer so it's all fine and dandy.
I think this is how trump made enough money for gold plated shitters so yeah lets go
Hey, it worked in My Cousin Vinny.
should I watch that? I've never seen it.
It's a good movie
Will roll a d20 and see whether I watch that or shrek
My Cousin Vinny is a good movie.
edit 1 yer l8tr: i wtchd shrek btw
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