@aaaaaaadjsf and @My_Army suggested this was the most professional way to end things. I can't believe I forgot to do this earlier and I think Dave has now blocked me.
No, but if you can represent yourself why shouldn't you be able to get representation from someone equally unqualified? I'm working on a counter suit in which the demands shall be
-Excessive severance as well as back pay adjusted for the agreed upon $50/hr raise
-Dave must post here daily
-Court appointed union for your former workplace
-One of those singing bass fish