β² 4 βΌ closure with dave (hexbear.net) submitted 5 years ago* (last edited 5 years ago) by Shitbird@hexbear.net [M] to c/shrekland@hexbear.net 46 comments fedilink hide all child comments @aaaaaaadjsf and @My_Army suggested this was the most professional way to end things. I can't believe I forgot to do this earlier and I think Dave has now blocked me.
[β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (15 children) If they sue you can I represent you in court? permalink fedilink source hideshow 15 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (14 children) are you a lwayer permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 14 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 1 point 5 years ago (13 children) No, but if you can represent yourself why shouldn't you be able to get representation from someone equally unqualified? I'm working on a counter suit in which the demands shall be -Excessive severance as well as back pay adjusted for the agreed upon $50/hr raise -Dave must post here daily -Court appointed union for your former workplace -One of those singing bass fish permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 13 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (12 children) okay this sounds good. can you insist you're a lawyer to fuck with them or is that illegal? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 12 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (11 children) That sounds very illegal. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 11 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (10 children) yeah, probably. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (9 children) It's cause they're scared of my raw power that they keep me out permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago* (8 children) you should instead insist multiple times that you are not a lawyer. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 1 point 5 years ago* (7 children) Oh shit, I'll just add 'Make me a real lawyer' to the demands and when we win I'm a real lawyer so it's all fine and dandy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 1 point 5 years ago I think this is how trump made enough money for gold plated shitters so yeah lets go permalink fedilink source parent [β] Neckbeard_Prime@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (5 children) Hey, it worked in My Cousin Vinny. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (4 children) should I watch that? I've never seen it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (3 children) It's a good movie permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (2 children) Will roll a d20 and see whether I watch that or shrek permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (1 child) My Cousin Vinny is a good movie. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 1 point 4 years ago* edit 1 yer l8tr: i wtchd shrek btw :shrek-troll: permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (14 children) are you a lwayer permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 14 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 1 point 5 years ago (13 children) No, but if you can represent yourself why shouldn't you be able to get representation from someone equally unqualified? I'm working on a counter suit in which the demands shall be -Excessive severance as well as back pay adjusted for the agreed upon $50/hr raise -Dave must post here daily -Court appointed union for your former workplace -One of those singing bass fish permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 13 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (12 children) okay this sounds good. can you insist you're a lawyer to fuck with them or is that illegal? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 12 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (11 children) That sounds very illegal. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 11 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (10 children) yeah, probably. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (9 children) It's cause they're scared of my raw power that they keep me out permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago* (8 children) you should instead insist multiple times that you are not a lawyer. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 1 point 5 years ago* (7 children) Oh shit, I'll just add 'Make me a real lawyer' to the demands and when we win I'm a real lawyer so it's all fine and dandy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 1 point 5 years ago I think this is how trump made enough money for gold plated shitters so yeah lets go permalink fedilink source parent [β] Neckbeard_Prime@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (5 children) Hey, it worked in My Cousin Vinny. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (4 children) should I watch that? I've never seen it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (3 children) It's a good movie permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (2 children) Will roll a d20 and see whether I watch that or shrek permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (1 child) My Cousin Vinny is a good movie. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 1 point 4 years ago* edit 1 yer l8tr: i wtchd shrek btw :shrek-troll: permalink fedilink source parent
[β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 1 point 5 years ago (13 children) No, but if you can represent yourself why shouldn't you be able to get representation from someone equally unqualified? I'm working on a counter suit in which the demands shall be -Excessive severance as well as back pay adjusted for the agreed upon $50/hr raise -Dave must post here daily -Court appointed union for your former workplace -One of those singing bass fish permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 13 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (12 children) okay this sounds good. can you insist you're a lawyer to fuck with them or is that illegal? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 12 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (11 children) That sounds very illegal. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 11 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (10 children) yeah, probably. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (9 children) It's cause they're scared of my raw power that they keep me out permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago* (8 children) you should instead insist multiple times that you are not a lawyer. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 1 point 5 years ago* (7 children) Oh shit, I'll just add 'Make me a real lawyer' to the demands and when we win I'm a real lawyer so it's all fine and dandy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 1 point 5 years ago I think this is how trump made enough money for gold plated shitters so yeah lets go permalink fedilink source parent [β] Neckbeard_Prime@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (5 children) Hey, it worked in My Cousin Vinny. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (4 children) should I watch that? I've never seen it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (3 children) It's a good movie permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (2 children) Will roll a d20 and see whether I watch that or shrek permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (1 child) My Cousin Vinny is a good movie. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 1 point 4 years ago* edit 1 yer l8tr: i wtchd shrek btw :shrek-troll: permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (12 children) okay this sounds good. can you insist you're a lawyer to fuck with them or is that illegal? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 12 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (11 children) That sounds very illegal. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 11 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (10 children) yeah, probably. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (9 children) It's cause they're scared of my raw power that they keep me out permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago* (8 children) you should instead insist multiple times that you are not a lawyer. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 1 point 5 years ago* (7 children) Oh shit, I'll just add 'Make me a real lawyer' to the demands and when we win I'm a real lawyer so it's all fine and dandy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 1 point 5 years ago I think this is how trump made enough money for gold plated shitters so yeah lets go permalink fedilink source parent [β] Neckbeard_Prime@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (5 children) Hey, it worked in My Cousin Vinny. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (4 children) should I watch that? I've never seen it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (3 children) It's a good movie permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (2 children) Will roll a d20 and see whether I watch that or shrek permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (1 child) My Cousin Vinny is a good movie. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 1 point 4 years ago* edit 1 yer l8tr: i wtchd shrek btw :shrek-troll: permalink fedilink source parent
[β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (11 children) That sounds very illegal. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 11 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (10 children) yeah, probably. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (9 children) It's cause they're scared of my raw power that they keep me out permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago* (8 children) you should instead insist multiple times that you are not a lawyer. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 1 point 5 years ago* (7 children) Oh shit, I'll just add 'Make me a real lawyer' to the demands and when we win I'm a real lawyer so it's all fine and dandy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 1 point 5 years ago I think this is how trump made enough money for gold plated shitters so yeah lets go permalink fedilink source parent [β] Neckbeard_Prime@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (5 children) Hey, it worked in My Cousin Vinny. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (4 children) should I watch that? I've never seen it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (3 children) It's a good movie permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (2 children) Will roll a d20 and see whether I watch that or shrek permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (1 child) My Cousin Vinny is a good movie. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 1 point 4 years ago* edit 1 yer l8tr: i wtchd shrek btw :shrek-troll: permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (10 children) yeah, probably. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (9 children) It's cause they're scared of my raw power that they keep me out permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago* (8 children) you should instead insist multiple times that you are not a lawyer. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 1 point 5 years ago* (7 children) Oh shit, I'll just add 'Make me a real lawyer' to the demands and when we win I'm a real lawyer so it's all fine and dandy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 1 point 5 years ago I think this is how trump made enough money for gold plated shitters so yeah lets go permalink fedilink source parent [β] Neckbeard_Prime@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (5 children) Hey, it worked in My Cousin Vinny. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (4 children) should I watch that? I've never seen it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (3 children) It's a good movie permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (2 children) Will roll a d20 and see whether I watch that or shrek permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (1 child) My Cousin Vinny is a good movie. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 1 point 4 years ago* edit 1 yer l8tr: i wtchd shrek btw :shrek-troll: permalink fedilink source parent
[β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (9 children) It's cause they're scared of my raw power that they keep me out permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago* (8 children) you should instead insist multiple times that you are not a lawyer. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 1 point 5 years ago* (7 children) Oh shit, I'll just add 'Make me a real lawyer' to the demands and when we win I'm a real lawyer so it's all fine and dandy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 1 point 5 years ago I think this is how trump made enough money for gold plated shitters so yeah lets go permalink fedilink source parent [β] Neckbeard_Prime@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (5 children) Hey, it worked in My Cousin Vinny. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (4 children) should I watch that? I've never seen it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (3 children) It's a good movie permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (2 children) Will roll a d20 and see whether I watch that or shrek permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (1 child) My Cousin Vinny is a good movie. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 1 point 4 years ago* edit 1 yer l8tr: i wtchd shrek btw :shrek-troll: permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago* (8 children) you should instead insist multiple times that you are not a lawyer. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 1 point 5 years ago* (7 children) Oh shit, I'll just add 'Make me a real lawyer' to the demands and when we win I'm a real lawyer so it's all fine and dandy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 1 point 5 years ago I think this is how trump made enough money for gold plated shitters so yeah lets go permalink fedilink source parent [β] Neckbeard_Prime@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (5 children) Hey, it worked in My Cousin Vinny. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (4 children) should I watch that? I've never seen it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (3 children) It's a good movie permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (2 children) Will roll a d20 and see whether I watch that or shrek permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (1 child) My Cousin Vinny is a good movie. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 1 point 4 years ago* edit 1 yer l8tr: i wtchd shrek btw :shrek-troll: permalink fedilink source parent
[β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 1 point 5 years ago* (7 children) Oh shit, I'll just add 'Make me a real lawyer' to the demands and when we win I'm a real lawyer so it's all fine and dandy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 1 point 5 years ago I think this is how trump made enough money for gold plated shitters so yeah lets go permalink fedilink source parent [β] Neckbeard_Prime@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (5 children) Hey, it worked in My Cousin Vinny. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (4 children) should I watch that? I've never seen it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (3 children) It's a good movie permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (2 children) Will roll a d20 and see whether I watch that or shrek permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (1 child) My Cousin Vinny is a good movie. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 1 point 4 years ago* edit 1 yer l8tr: i wtchd shrek btw :shrek-troll: permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 1 point 5 years ago I think this is how trump made enough money for gold plated shitters so yeah lets go permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Neckbeard_Prime@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (5 children) Hey, it worked in My Cousin Vinny. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (4 children) should I watch that? I've never seen it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (3 children) It's a good movie permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (2 children) Will roll a d20 and see whether I watch that or shrek permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (1 child) My Cousin Vinny is a good movie. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 1 point 4 years ago* edit 1 yer l8tr: i wtchd shrek btw :shrek-troll: permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (4 children) should I watch that? I've never seen it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (3 children) It's a good movie permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (2 children) Will roll a d20 and see whether I watch that or shrek permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (1 child) My Cousin Vinny is a good movie. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 1 point 4 years ago* edit 1 yer l8tr: i wtchd shrek btw :shrek-troll: permalink fedilink source parent
[β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (3 children) It's a good movie permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (2 children) Will roll a d20 and see whether I watch that or shrek permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (1 child) My Cousin Vinny is a good movie. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 1 point 4 years ago* edit 1 yer l8tr: i wtchd shrek btw :shrek-troll: permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 0 points 5 years ago (2 children) Will roll a d20 and see whether I watch that or shrek permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (1 child) My Cousin Vinny is a good movie. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 1 point 4 years ago* edit 1 yer l8tr: i wtchd shrek btw :shrek-troll: permalink fedilink source parent
[β] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 5 years ago (1 child) My Cousin Vinny is a good movie. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 1 point 4 years ago* edit 1 yer l8tr: i wtchd shrek btw :shrek-troll: permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Shitbird@hexbear.net [S] 1 point 4 years ago* edit 1 yer l8tr: i wtchd shrek btw :shrek-troll: permalink fedilink source parent