How are people supposed to tell these states apart when 99% of them look like a 3 year old's first attempt at drawing a square?
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People in Alabama don’t look as refined as this. They look like you’d expect orange-man cultists would look. Sorry Alabamans.
That may be because the girl pictured is Italian model/ influencer Gio Scotti, who is in fact not Alabaman.
How you know?
Cuz of Roman memes?

Reverse image search pulled up a post on the subreddit named after her. Generally I prefer to match a first party source, but Instagram is a pain in the ass, so I was content with the picture showing up on a dedicated subreddit and appearing consistent with other pictures posted.
Is this about a guy wanting to do his cousin?
Yes and the guy at the bottom is a famous "geo guesser" that tries to pinpoint the location of street view pics from minimal information. So he pinpointed the original poster to "Alabama" because they be fuckin their cousins a lot there i guess. (i assumed its Alabama without looking at a USA map)
alabama's rep so bad there are more people that know they fuck their cousins than there are people who know where alabama even is.
Never been to America, no idea where Alabama is, but it's a well known fact that they... love family very much.
You're correct, that is Alabama. A good method for differentiating it from Mississippi is that Alabama has mostly straight borders and Mississippi has a long wiggly border (the Mississippi river). Not sure if that's actually helpful but it's how I remember them.
Eh i dont think there is any value in remembering stuff like that, especially if you are not from the US. But thanks for the explainer :)
The only reason we americans need to know this is to make sure we never accidentally end up going there.
The American Gulf States and the Appalachian Region that parallels the East Coast up to about Maryland/Pennsylvania has a reputation.
To be honest, historically I could see it. It was mostly tiny towns, stuck way out in the middle of nowhere, with teenagers that had very few options. As they've gotten more centralized though it doesn't happen nearly as often as it used to happen.
I'm sure all those old European royal families are going, "Yeah, yeah, it's those tiny middle of nowhere American towns where the inbreeding happens. Not here. Never here."
That's a look that says "please just stop and go away." The girl's, that is. The guy's look says "I wonder what human meat tastes like."
Fuck I forgot his name but hes craaazy at geoguessr 😂 edit, brainvolt or something like that
Rainbolt, it's in the post title.

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