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[–] 170 points 2 years ago (60 children)

How are people supposed to tell these states apart when 99% of them look like a 3 year old's first attempt at drawing a square?

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  • [–] 48 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Pretty easy when you grow up learning a thing

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

    Really? Have you learned about German states at school?

    Edit:

    USians downvoting, what a surprise 😂

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (14 children)

    How are you supposed to tell European countries apart when 99% of them look like amorphous blobs?

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago* (9 children)

    to be fair to georgia, the bottom is shaped like that because of a river, I assume thats the case for AL as well

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    I was under the impression a lot of states use rivers or water ways as state lines. Guessing it was that way as it was easiest before gps.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

    Each state had to agree on the boundaries, and as with all of human history they were quite possessive and possibly greedy. Thats why in the middle of the Mojave Desert the lines are all clean and uniform: nobody was willing to fight over the middle of the Mojave Desert.

    EDIT: Also it caused a lot of disputes when rivers were nobody's territory as they were a major mode of transportation and people on the river or crossing the river would end up being harassed by landowners on either side as if they owned the river.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I like how that one state has a thin slice that stops Texas from touching the two above it.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (21 children)

    Most US states are the size of EU countries. We don’t know the “states” of EU countries because those are like counties in our states, and most people barely know all of their own state’s counties because there are too many.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Empty landmass isn't the only important thing.

    I.e. Florida, the third most populous US state (21M), is about half the size of the whole of Germany.

    But Germany's most populous state (North Rhine - Westphalia / NRW) has a pop of 18M.

    It's waaaaay smaller, but the n of inhabitants is comparable.


    To the point: I don't think , it's necessary to know the names of foreign states. But it's good to know roughly what's going on in the world. It is no secret, that US Americans are exceptionally caught in their own bubble.

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    People in Alabama don’t look as refined as this. They look like you’d expect orange-man cultists would look. Sorry Alabamans.

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  • [–] 55 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    That may be because the girl pictured is Italian model/ influencer Gio Scotti, who is in fact not Alabaman.

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  • [–] 37 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    How you know?

    Cuz of Roman memes?

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    [–] 66 points 2 years ago (29 children)

    Is this about a guy wanting to do his cousin?

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  • [–] 172 points 2 years ago (28 children)

    Yes and the guy at the bottom is a famous "geo guesser" that tries to pinpoint the location of street view pics from minimal information. So he pinpointed the original poster to "Alabama" because they be fuckin their cousins a lot there i guess. (i assumed its Alabama without looking at a USA map)

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  • [–] 107 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

    alabama's rep so bad there are more people that know they fuck their cousins than there are people who know where alabama even is.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (12 children)

    You're correct, that is Alabama. A good method for differentiating it from Mississippi is that Alabama has mostly straight borders and Mississippi has a long wiggly border (the Mississippi river). Not sure if that's actually helpful but it's how I remember them.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (10 children)

    Eh i dont think there is any value in remembering stuff like that, especially if you are not from the US. But thanks for the explainer :)

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    The American Gulf States and the Appalachian Region that parallels the East Coast up to about Maryland/Pennsylvania has a reputation.

    To be honest, historically I could see it. It was mostly tiny towns, stuck way out in the middle of nowhere, with teenagers that had very few options. As they've gotten more centralized though it doesn't happen nearly as often as it used to happen.

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  • [–] 63 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    That's a look that says "please just stop and go away." The girl's, that is. The guy's look says "I wonder what human meat tastes like."

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