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[–] 85 points 2 years ago (10 children)

People in Alabama don’t look as refined as this. They look like you’d expect orange-man cultists would look. Sorry Alabamans.

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  • [–] 55 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    That may be because the girl pictured is Italian model/ influencer Gio Scotti, who is in fact not Alabaman.

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  • [–] 37 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    How you know?

    Cuz of Roman memes?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Says the person who I'm assuming has never been to Alabama

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I lived in Bristol, Tennessee. That's close enough.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Women from Tennessee can be some of the most beautiful I've ever seen what are you even saying 😂 do you look at the people walking around you ever? A lot of people aren't ugly

    There are very few places I've been, so few I'm only relying on statistical probability because I actually can't remember any, where women were not ever beautiful.

    Then again I'm from Kentucky and we apparently don't wear shoes, right? You would know

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