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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Share your Dew Years resolutions in the thread below! Mine is to Get Vertical! I've always been a Mountain Dewd but the time has come to just Dew it. And by that I mean to Dew it to it!

I think everyone can benefit from putting a little yahoo in their lives. So reach for the sun! Get out of your chair and reach for the air! Get that barefoot feeling and Dew it country cool!

Tickle your innards!

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I want to be more eXtreme!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Idk why but I have Smashmouth's Walking On The Sun stuck in my head now

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'm telling you to say Hello Sunshine, and Hello Mountain Dew!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Lookit here pardner, I don't dew the dew unless it's with a taco bell combo meal so put that in your pipe and smoke it.

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