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[-] splintertank@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Yeah, no shit.

[-] Hegar@fedia.io 19 points 1 year ago

"Media outlet gives attention to delusional conman with nothing valuable to say" is like 90% of news articles now.

[-] Twig@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 year ago
[-] thallamabond@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Wow. What a load of crap

5 2024 predictions:

  1. AI self-awareness and robot uprising
  2. WW3
  3. Global catastrophe
  4. Alien contact
  5. Asteroid colliding into Earth, but with new materials we've never seen which causes economic war.

My favorite bit is at the end where he says these are just predictions the future is uncertain.

[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago
  1. Asteroid colliding into Earth, but with new materials we've never seen which causes economic war

This is literally the plot of Command & Conquer games.

[-] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

After reading that article, I have no idea why anyone listens to the absolute tripe this bloke is throwing around.

[-] OfficerBribe@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

As with all predicters, you throw 1000 things at the wall and 1 will probably stick. No one remembers the 999 fsiled ones.

[-] classic@fedia.io 14 points 1 year ago

It was more intriguing when I thought it said Nosferatu

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Well it's never so bad it can't get worse.

[-] BertramDitore@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Vice’s transformation is now complete.

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Who the fuck is giving psychics screen time

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Seriously vice, what do you think your target audience is? 5 years olds?

What's next, unicorns?

[-] djsoren19@yiffit.net 4 points 1 year ago

Considering most Americans read at a child's level, I think they're right about their target audience.

[-] Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Really? Oh man....

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

No shit, Sherlock

this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2024
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