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"Sorry, I got to return this video"

"Mike? I love that guy, I got him on speed dial"

"Do you have any quarters for a phone?"

"Bill Cosby really is America's dad"

"Can I borrow that VHS?"

"Sorry, I can't come. My favourite show is on"

"Do you know where a phone is?"

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Ska is forever!

Blackberry and Nokia will always be around.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

People who want to shave still say this sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Ska is forever, though.

"Ska is what plays in a 13-year-old kid's head when he gets extra mozzarella sticks"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

2004 Nokia bricks are probably still around. Them things were indestructible.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Damn, there's a paper jam in the fax machine again

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Sadly, fax machines are very much still in use ....

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

There's a disturbing number of places that still use fax machines. They won't let you scan things and send it via e-mail, it has to be faxed. I deal with it a lot filling out my medical paperwork.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Sorry. I have to return some video tapes" gets said constantly by American Psycho fans.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Try cleaning your mouse ball, see if that helps.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Can you give me directions to your house?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"Can I borrow that VHS?"

20 years ago it would have been DVDs. But even before that, we didn't call them "VHS"es. We called them tapes, or video tapes if we wanted to distinguish from audio tapes.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

"I'll show you the photos once I get them developed."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Put that Furby away! We have to go play Neopets."

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Don't call my home phone, I'll be out seeing the new Matrix so you can just page me instead."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm looking forward to Matt Groenig's new show.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

β€œit’s the 90s”

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I'm late for work at the Twin Towers!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Dammit, my tape is stuck inside the VCR again!"

"99 cents for a song? Hell yeah. I'm never buying CDs again." (A reference to the iTunes Music Store launch)

"I ran out of free AOL time. Better get another demo disc"

Speaking of AOL, "yo, what's your AIM screenname?" (Replace "AIM" with your favorite messaging service at the time if you used that)

"Mom, can I have a PlayStation 2? -No. -But it plays DVDs."

"Oh, I can't wait to see the wonderful New York Twin Towers, I'm so excited for what's coming!" (I was too young to even remember the concept of different countries existing so I had no idea what "America" even was, let alone being confused about 9/11)

"I got slimed. It was so. Much. Fun."

"I'm so glad the United Kingdom won Eurovision, I can't wait to see how the next year's contest will turn out. Katrina was so amazing" (1997 was the last time the UK won)

"What a wonderful Saturday morning. Time to watch some cartoons."

"My phone has a NiCd battery, and it's almost out of juice so I can't just plug it in because I will ruin the battery. I have to wait until it literally turns off."

"Belgrade is the capital of Yugoslavia"

"Finally got my fresh new copy of Mac OS X. Time to see what's it's like." proceeds to stay on OS 9 for a few more years

That's all I can think of.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I’m trying to start x-wing. Can you tell me the third letter of the fourth word of page 57?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

"You think Monica Lewinsky sucks or blows?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Is that available for OS/2 Warp?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Did you see Mozart's new concerto?

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