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"Sorry, I got to return this video"

"Mike? I love that guy, I got him on speed dial"

"Do you have any quarters for a phone?"

"Bill Cosby really is America's dad"

"Can I borrow that VHS?"

"Sorry, I can't come. My favourite show is on"

"Do you know where a phone is?"

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"Don't call my home phone, I'll be out seeing the new Matrix so you can just page me instead."

this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2024
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