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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 15 hours ago

Haha so true :)

(I say as I pat the dirt down on u/liberal, u/civility, and u/7_deadly_fetishes’ graves)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Wow not even a mention. What am I doing with my life.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 17 hours ago

Living the disco life by infiltrating random events to sing karaoke? dubois-finger-guns

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

Nakoichi has plot armour, obviously. You're like one of the main characters.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago

I knew the return of TC69 was going to go badly when there were two separate "I'm back" threads in the span of a day

[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Noone on hexbear has plot armor. I’ve seen many established poosters banned.

Sorosfootsoldier will be banned because some boomer mod will sympathize with his dad

Dirt_Owl, banned because the doodooass visions will become too much at some point

GalaxyBrain, banned because they made a reply that triggered some lib ptsd in some poster who then turns it into a struggle session about it being a prevalent, insidious sentiment throughout chapchat

[–] [email protected] 24 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Wait are you saying I can get away with anything?!?

Hoohoohoo time for chaos party-sicko

[–] [email protected] 16 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

stay out of the piss fountain! Get back here!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

yeah ok that's on us why did we build a piss fountain

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

And that was the only folly the people of hexbear ever took on...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 16 hours ago

GET PISSED ON NERDS IM TIPPING THIS MOTHER

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Plot power armour

[–] [email protected] 14 points 19 hours ago

will live forever

*Knocks on wood*