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[–] [email protected] 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Pets don't want this. Don't do stuff like this to pets for internet points or real money.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

Pets don't want to fly you mean? :P

[–] dsilverz 14 points 15 hours ago

This remembers me something that happened here in Brazil. Some years ago, a Brazilian priest attached himself to a thousand helium balloons. He flew a long distance until he disappeared. After some months, his body was found on the ocean.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

There's no way they did this shit to a house

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Yeah looks like someone lifts his harness from behind the wall.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

It's possible, a typical balloon can lift some 14 grams and a dog this size might weigh 12 kg. The weight of the strings gets more significant with more balloons so it's not possible to float a house like in Up (which is what the parent comment is referring to).

[–] [email protected] 47 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, it was documented on film that they did? Man took his whole house to Paradise Falls on camera and people still deny it.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Obviously AI generated, just like the moon landing

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

oh, so you still believe in the moon?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

The moon is ChatGPT

[–] [email protected] 11 points 21 hours ago

moon landing

No, this is moon moon lift off.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

smh oh I see, you’re one of them. Let me guess, you also think it’s “CGI” that our toys come to life and have emotionally charged adventures while we’re in another room?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 22 hours ago

I used to attach paperclips to helium party balloons until it was neutrally buoyant. It looked cool that it was sorta like antigrav technology when in reality it was just Newtonian shit.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

Larry's the ultimate madlad! Lived to tell the tale too!