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[–] [S] 125 points 2 years ago (13 children)

Seriously, why are they producing all these great promo shots for him? If they had done that for someone like Bernie Sanders, the US would be in much better shape now.

(explaining the title reference)

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  • [–] 75 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    I think, if Luigi runs for president in 2028, he might have better promo materials than that Trump's photo with raised fist at this point.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Isn’t he 26? He’s not old enough.

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    They're milking it to make you really believe this is the real shooter, no suspicious circumstances here, no sir.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Need a “i am spartacus” moment

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    As awesome as that is - remember in the movie that the romans just executed all of the survivors of the initial massacre instead.

    I'm like 90% certain that the US powers that be would be fine with this, so we might want to think of something slightly better if it comes to this.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    is he not the shooter? is he a decoy? as easy as it was to get so far away, I do find it hard to believe he got caught that easy, but damn if he didn't have the fake IDs on him. and possibly the gun.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Seems like maybe the authorities just couldn't find enough evidence to catch the shooter, so they chose a convenient fall guy because those in power demanded someone be punished and made an example of.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago*

    Get him onboard! I'll cal him in.

    get him onboard. I'll call him in.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    "They'll expect to find one of us in the wreckage, brother."

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Giving the term "Doctors without borders" a new meaning.

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  • [+] -22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
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