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He bought himself a presidency
(lemmy.world)
Better than JD
Peter Thiel has that guys nuts gripped so hard that he's begging to be allowed to cum. Probably has JD in a chastity cage so he doesn't fuck up the oval office furniture.
JD has been demoted to secretary of couches.
LMAO 🤣
Musk wasn't born in America, so he's ineligible to run for president.
buys America
the real people in power are rarely on the ballot
According to the rules, yes. Guess who doesn't give a fuck about the rules though
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