If you’re ever eating hardshell tacos, make sure to eat them over a tortilla. All of the stuff that falls out when it crumbles? Another taco!
Nonsense
funny, silly, whatevs.
Rules
keep it comedic
At that point, just start with a double decker :)
Noble prize vote submitted. Thank you
Hard tacos are inferior (you can't) change my mind.
Messy, crack, inauthentic (I don't really care), harder to hand make.
Just bad.
If you're gonna discriminate against tacos like that, maybe you don't really love tacos.
Johnson, I don't care if your guts are spilling out onto your desk when your done but I need that goddamn report on my desk by 2 o'clock or your ass is going to find a new job!
.... tastes Johnson's guts ... Oh my god you taste delicious ... like what my abuela used to make ... we're keeping you on the team Johnson .... mmmmm ... wow!
I'm apparently at my funniest when I've completely broke down and ranting, according to my mates.