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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Fully ignoring his existence, I'd lean over to whomever is on my other side and ask to switch seats. No other questions.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I would stand up, turn around, and rip ass in his face

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

"Can I have moneys plz"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

Hey bro here is my bank account details. You know I only need a few million bucks.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Pretty rude to sit down next to someone who is already seated and then tell them to leave, don't you think? lol

Edit: Phew, lots of weird fantasizing going on in this thread, lol

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