Very lukewarm take but holy shit is the cybertruck the ugliest vehicle ever made, doesn't even have an aesthetic in a bazinga way.
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Let me be clear, Sub 10 µm accuracy!
The duct tape and uneven panel edges
So that exterior is just straight-up regular ass sheet metal right? It doesn't even look like it's been treated in any way. I don't know what you'd tread it with or how, but like that is just going to show every dent forever, right?
It's to trick people into thinking you do off roading and haul shit, when it's only ever been used to haul some grocery bags.
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What an ugly pile of scrap metal!
Looks like something they would have made for a challenge on old Top Gear
Hammond you bloody pudding roll, you’re supposed to use that glue for the INTERIOR of the automotive don’t ya know mate
Hideous as fuck.
The DeLorean from Back to the Future at least had some charm and creative design.
This shit here just looks like what'd happen if you put the DeLorean into Blender and decimated the polys down to PS1 levels 
This shit box is just a tin toy coffin on wheels.
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from Mr. "The Stack Is Brittle"
Something something big lies are easier to believe than little lies 
I used to have a vcr in the early 90's that looked like this car. I'd rather that.
if they tinted it yellow and put big googly eyes on it, it would be the Coupe from Stunt Race FX on SNES. and the googly eyes would be the best thing about it. what a literal box of shit.
WTF do people buy this thing? Like I've seen teslas but the vibe is that it's just pretentious young arriviste wankers who wanna look like they're breaking some kind of glass ceiling, ironically.
Like are the top level bougies actually buying these things?
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Just add some green paint and mount a gun on the back there and you'll have the Halo CE version of the warthog.
