OPs (imaginary or AI) wife must come with a lot of proprietary bloat
this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2024
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My wife, like my WiFi, is a mesh.
Insecure?
We prefer the term "public"
Being freely used by all of my neighbors
does a fleshlight count?
If you're married to it then i guess it counts
i was joking. im not married to anything.
I know, i was also joking
var lock
That robot looks uncannily like Mark Zuckerberg.
me when i try even coming close yo somone the opposite sex irl: "manpage nonexistent and this situation is unknown WHAT DO I DO IT DOES NOT COMPUTE"
(back wgen my daily driver was dos (yes, in the 21st centory), back when it was windows and now that its linux...yeahhh...even if im a total NOOB at it i have the social skills of someone who spenda all day in the tty...maybe doing tbat but cmd in windows helped a bit xd)