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st4rm41d posts:
they finally invented an assignment thats not due tomorrow. but the problem is that my body is a machine that turns assignments into assignments due tomorrow
Made this into a meme.
Situation: Have 10 days to finish a 3-day task
Problem: Can only work on stuff that’s due tomorrow
Solution: Wait until 1-day-left to finish a 3-day task
Outcome: Work that’s impressive for being done in 1 day, but terrible for being done in 10 days
I frankly have terrible throughput so I use two tactics
- Change of location
- Work exhibitionism
I move away from my bedroom where I goof off to a Starbucks with hustle and bustle
Then I pick the most PERVERTED spot imaginable, EVERYONE CAN SEE MY PRIVATE PARTS (work being done)
Oh, and enjoying the task at hand helps.
I still have nightmares
this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2024
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