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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's the same reason you never see Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus in the same room...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've seen them beat the wives and children of white supremacists.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Like, at home? Outside of work hours?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

40% that self reported. The other 60% knew to keep their mouths shut.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

You'll never see Superman saving Clark Kent either.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

If you hit a co-worker, someone’s getting an email…

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I have seen

Greetings from Germany

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Looks like it's time for a new trade deal with Germany! We need to increase our import of German police!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Never seen police beating a clearly wealthy person.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Contrary to Fight Club it’s nearly impossible to beat the shit out of yourself.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Or CEOs... Or board members

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

They’re not gonna beat their own

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Selection bias. That's why.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

They only beat themselves in private.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Guess which is these groups poses more danger to the officers...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Same reason you can't bite your own pinky off

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago

I've never seen police beating anyone

Why is that?

Oh yes, I don't live in a third world shitehole

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 week ago

I mean, how would you know? Those other groups are easier to distinguish.