Hummingbirds are not silent, they sound like the most gigantic wasp you've ever heard

Their brains are in a little fluid filled crash couch so they can slam the face knife repeatedly while their brain just gently jiggles around.

This person has never been strafed by an angry hummingbird for daring to refill the feeder!

Come to think of it, I'm not sure I've ever seen a hummingbird that isn't angry. Their entire language is just high-pitched invective and curses.

Beautiful creatures, but it's a damn good thing they're so little.

Shoop-da-whoop: Imma firin mah lazer, blaaaaah

Why am I hearing the hummingbird as a soft spoken Patrick Stuart, and the woodpecker as Eddy Murphy's donkey?

Woodpeckers simply peg the tree

Is this a Kyle Kinane joke? Why did my mind immediately make it into his voice and delivery?

Woodpeckers are the Robertos of the bird world.

Why do people have to use crypto as a prefix for everything?