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[–] duxbellorum@lemm.ee 11 points 3 years ago (2 children)

Their brains are in a little fluid filled crash couch so they can slam the face knife repeatedly while their brain just gently jiggles around.

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 years ago (1 child)

Doesn't their tongue wrap around it?

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[–] b14700@lemm.ee 6 points 3 years ago

thats the underside of their crash couch

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