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[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Mexican restaurants in Hampton Roads also serve a "white salsa" that's made out of miracle whip, garlic powder, oregano, milk, and crushed red pepper. Growing up you got a little bowl of each with your complimentary chips. Once I moved out of the area I realized it wasn't Mexican at all and no one else does it.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

Not the miracle whip nooooo

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

You just made me throw up a little in my mouth.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

A lot of places will only give it to you if you ask for it now. But yeah, don’t ask for white sauce outside of Virginia because everyone else will look at you crazy. (Similar to being from Pittsburgh and just wanting some French fries on my salad…)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not even Mexican, but I think that's a hate crime?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This restaurant served a "white sauce" with the chips but I didn't think it was miracle whip. It was more like ranch dressing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Some places are more mayonnaise-based and some are more ranch-tasting, because it’s just a Virginia thing I don’t think anyone has standardized it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

You just made me want to murder someone.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

https://www.mrpepemexicanrestaurant.us/Menu%20Mr%20Pepe%20Woodlake.pdf

Looks like maybe it was the burrito Pepe.

Burrito Pepe
One burrito filled with choice of grilled chicken, steak or carnitas, rice, black beans, pineapple chunks and chipotle sauce, topped with smoked gouda sauce. $14.99

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Well I got news for you... Your friend ordered that...

It's not like they just serve up whatever it is they have that day.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

pineapple chunks

And people think putting pineapple on pizza should be a crime. This is the real crime. Pineapple in a burrito.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd argue pineapple (especially grilled) is actually really good in a burrito, if not "authentic". The issue here is that it's on the burrito, and the burrito looks terrible to begin with.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

A Pepe it was for sure

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This is exactly what I'd expect a Mexican joint in Virginia to serve.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Depends on where you are. There's actually a big Hispanic community where I am in NoVA, and while I haven't explored as much as I should, I at least found a pupusa restaurant near me that seems legit, and there are plenty of Peruvian places.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago

“Mexican”

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is that pineapple chunks on top?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'm so sorry.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I am British and even our food has more colour and variety than this.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This post has taken the gutter crown of "worst burrito" away from the one time my friend ordered a burrito with no salsa, guac, cheese, beans, or vegetables. Man just wanted some beef and rice in a tortilla, and nothing else

We are indeed British

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Was there a single person of hispanic descent who works there?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Everyone I saw working there appeared hispanic. I was visiting a very white part of Virginia though. The restaurant was called "Mr Pepe":

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Darn. That's such a bummer. Good mexican food is top tier and incredible. Sucks to see the abomination that you posted.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I've been to plenty of Mexican restaurants staffed entirely by lationos that served white people Mexican.

Even specifying what you'd like doesn't seem to help lol. You just have to accept it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I grew up in New Mexico, we call the New Mexican food here Mexican. I moved to PA and later Maryland, I was very surprised at the difference in food and what was called Mexican. After I while I realized there was a huge difference between New Mexican, everything uses locally grown chile, similar to Anaheim chile. Versus the other stuff which uses a lot of poblano, and other types of chile.

And then there was the places that served white peoples Mexican food. Maryland crab enchilada was the worst I think.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Haha yes fair. I was just being snarky.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Doesn't matter, the mexican restaurant in my 30% hispanic town owned by a Mexican family serves shit like this to cater to the rich white yuppies that come to my town to cosplay blue collar living. I go to the hole in the wall 2 blocks away to get legit food.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What is that supposed to be, i.e. what did he actually order?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The presence of pineapple and small glimpse of meat suggests a possible “burrito al pastor” that has been horribly virginiafied.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I found the menu, and the item specifically.

Burrito Pepe One burrito filled with choice of grilled chicken, steak or carnitas, rice, black beans, pineapple chunks and chipotle sauce, topped with smoked gouda sauce. $14.99

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

The description doesn't sound too bad (except for the pineapple chunks) but the presentation makes it look like a low effort drunk meal. It probably doesn't taste that great considering it's from a place that may not have many other options for Mexican food in the area.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

How disrespectful! That looks like the chef gave birth to that himself, just for you

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Holy shit I know this is a pic but I swear I saw it move

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's a crêpe right? That's a condensed milk on top right? There are fruits inside right?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The first mistake was being in Virginia.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

For all I know this might not taste like shit, but that presentation is more of an insult than anything else.

[–] EvilZ 6 points 2 weeks ago

Well then.... That is something for sure.....

Not sure if it should be brough out back and shot or simply...... Burned with kerosene.....

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You never seen a Hawaiian Burrito?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hawaiiana

I've got a Mexican place by me that has a Hawaiiana Torta.... I'm a bit curious.

The pics of the tacos look legit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Damn, food is expensive these days.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I had a vegetarian quesadilla with pineapple and broccoli a few times. Delicious as fuck. Sad the restaurant stopped making it. I only stopped going because they changed their margaritas recipe and they suck now

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'm scared...

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