Chest hand.

Probably something like this:

Probably his phone

Oh here we go again. Who's got the link to that re**it thread?

https://web.archive.org/web/20170806233157/https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/hey_reddit_what_tattoos_do_you_have/c0tpyls/

I can take just photos with a counter while I place the phone on my neck between my jaw and my sternum. It's a bit tricky, but I can do it. :)

He was a bit sour on the whole experience.

^I'll see myself out...^

I want it sooo bad.

The landlord special.

EDIT: SAFETY WARNING

As a shower foodie myself I can say:

1. Orange (an absolute classic, 10/10 would recommend. The trick is in savagely attacking the orange like a beast)
2. Beer (a bit less of a gamechanger but the contrast between a cold beer and a hot shower is very nice indeed)
3. Watermelon (same principle as the orange, a bit more of a challenge but worth experiencing for sure) ...
4. Lasagna (do not attempt. May god forgive me)