Shoplifters, if the soldier in front of you dies you pick up their loot and carry it out the door. Not one step back
this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2024
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this is revisionism. i joined the war on christmas back in halloween.
If we were the IOF you'd be a general by now!
I've spent my whole adult life working in grocery retail I've been fighting the war on Christmas for well over a decade already, we need more troops
:07: literally braver than the troops.
Don't forget to stock up on those Jesus fake $100 bills to put in those bell ringer buckets. This will unlock the achievement "Return To Sender" and get your squad 50 battle points.
Doing covert ops: A lady went running out of a store today, setting off the alarms. I "accidentally" got in the way of security trying to get to her.
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Thank you for your service!
Lezgo!
My Chimney is full of landmines and I'm assembling a team to have his holiness the pope posthumously excommunicate St. Nicholas.
can you imagine if someone parodied the war in ukraine but it's santa's little helpers kidnapping teenagers to conscript in the war against turkey (the bird)