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For the one rogue fuck, my Rogue One fuck would be:
Dat ending sequence was fire.
Whole movie was made far thar scene
as I understand it, they technically added the scene on after normal production.
edit I looked it up and was mostly right. 4 months before release they added that scene.
That one scene is pretty much the best scene of any Star Wars movie or show. The rest of the movie was meh
Honestly, the only reason I enjoyed it is that everyone dies.
Although, let’s be honest here, if you have enough time to find a fucking beach and make out…. You have enough time to find a shuttle or something.
In non Disney-lore where you can't go into fucking hyperspace in a planetary debris cloud they wouldn't have had time.
With the shit they pulled in the movies? Honestly, why not just engage the hyperdrive while sitting in a hangar?
The disastrous result of a hyper jump into a random direction is why it worked and isn’t done more BUT canonically we do see hyper space used as a weapon elsewhere.
You wouldn't make it an extended "FUUUUCK" by Samuel L. Jackson while he's being electrocuted?
Or as he’s falling out the window?
“FUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu…..”
fuck
"Yes, we did, Obi Wan. That's usually how pregnancy happens."
Nope, that context is strictly forbidden.
Samuel L Jackson knows what to do with an f bomb, give it to him.
He needs two “I have had it with these mother fucking Sith in this mother fucking Galaxy”
Maybe "in this mother fucking Senate" ?
Hahaha if Isiah Whitlock (Clay Davis from The Wire) played Mace Windu: “A motherfucking Sith Lord? As Chancellor? In the SENATE?!?” Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit.”
In 10 more years they'll edit in a "Maclunky"
"You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master."
"What? How can you do this? This is outrageous! It's unfair! How can you be on the council and not be a master?"
"Take the fucking seat, Skywalker."
You can't take that away from Samuel L. Jackson.
Not. Fucking. Yet.
Obi-Wan and Padme are by far the two likely ones, but there is a point where Anakin realizes he's going down the wrong path while still not on the dark side, I believe when he kills Dooku. That's one place as well.
At that point, it seems like he's still falling, doing the wrong thing for what he thinks are the right reasons.
I don't have a time in mind, but I suspect that him having the realization would be after that.
Obi Wan: “I loved you, Anakin” Anakin: “FUUUUCK YOUUUU”
"Where's Pademe?"
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!"
"Let's try fucking, that's a good trick!"
