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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Would probably choose this option, if possible.

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago

"you're immortal now, so why are you trying to wipe out all of humanity?!"
"You guys keep writing books, even though i'm reading 24/7, my backlog keeps growing!"

[-] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

Immortality might not be enough time to play my current Steam/GOG/Epic/Sony/XBox/Nintendo/ROMs library...and the new sales just started!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Hell, just the one free game a week on Epic is more than I can play...

[-] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

The twist is that vampires, being creatures of the night, have no eyesight. Cut to Rod Serling narration.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

But creatures of the night often have superior vision..? Bats even have normal day vision.

Ruining jokes since 1984.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

It's not fair!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Kids these days still know how to read, right? I'm sure you could convinced them to read for you instead of being a bloody meal.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

The trick is, find a masochistic submissive. Tell them to read to you, but not to let their voice reflect the pain they feel as you indolently nibble on them.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Isn't that pretty much the reason any of us would want to become immortal? We want more time to experience the things life has to offer

[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Make it an anime. The woman just keeps harassing groups of goths and punks until she randomly finds a real vampire who plot twist is just a crazy person

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Lol i was thinking the same. Sounds like a light novel for sure.

"I became a vampire to enjoy my undead life in my library"

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

She loved working in the stacks; picking books at random for the sheer joy of reading. She had read most of them but knew she’d never be tired of each and every page.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Ascendance of a Bookworrm - Part 6: The Vampire Progenitor

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Season 1 is all about having to spend time away from reading trying to convince a vampire to turn her. Season 2 is figuring out that there are a lot of time that she has to spend to sustain herself as a vampire that takes away from time spent reading. Season 3 is figuring out that she doesn't actually like reading any more.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Whoa that's actually a big cliffhanger here - What will her new hobby be? MMA?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

This is just how my sims playthroughs work when I forgot to make them vampires in CAS.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Prolly should read The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue.

Not the same, but, some similar elements.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Came here to say this!!

this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2024
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