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I literally cannot think of a better punchline

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

most open to what? mostopentowhat?!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 18 hours ago

Most open to "enhancing your operating system experience with special offers and promotional materials"!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 19 hours ago

Viruses? Malware? Hackers?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

Mostopentowatch

[–] [email protected] 32 points 19 hours ago

[Citation needed]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 16 hours ago

Well Microsoft spies on every user so sure, it's completely open to Microsoft what they do and who they are.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

A lineage which dates back to at least 1998.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

The most open os for us to snoop through your shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

whenever someone holds their hands like that when giving a talk, they're trying to feed you a plate of shit

[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Alt universe where MS went full fossy, the event focused on rolling release called "Open Windows".

Their version of the Recall is called "Skylight" and is an extension of their full local AI "Peephole", for which a lot of companies pay specific licencing fees of the input data it is trained on (depending on their needs & quality of selection).

Their search engine "Periscope" got some heat lately for giving users the option to display sponsored generic links.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

OpenWindows is not that. OpenWindows is the best thing ever with OpenLook. I'd really want OpenLook for 64bit Intel

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Lul, I remember about this, never had a PowerPC tho.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago

Ugh, if most of my shit would actually run on Linux I would've switched years ago...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

At least the Aptos default typeset they use is better than Calibri. I hate Calibri but I can't quite articulate why. Maybe because it's the default and I'll hate Aptos eventually too.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Calibri isn’t strong enough in it’s convictions to be Helvetica. It can’t even offer a fight against the hard utilitarianism of Arial. It’s rounded corners and varying thickness show up terribly on anything but the highest resolution screens, where it still isn’t good, and it makes me feel the same way that CRT monitors did when I put my hand up to them. You know the feeling, that crusty, fuzzy, buzzy feeling that you swear you could taste.

A nasty font, it can absolutely go fuck itself.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

This is absolute poetry
In the hopes of more of this, what are your thoughts about Inter?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

what are your thoughts about Inter?

More of an AC Milan man myself, or at least I was back in their 90s heyday. I don't really follow the Serie A that much these days 😛

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

My favourite font is Apple San Francisco, but Inter is the closest font I’ve found that I can actually use in my projects. Along with an option to switch to Open Dyslexic of course!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

Aptos kerning is trash in spreadsheets.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Wait, this is /c/lemmyshitpost, not /c/linuxsucks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

You literally cannot come with a better punchline? I generally don't kinkshame but that's a strange one.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

Oral surgeons beg to differ

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[–] [email protected] -5 points 10 hours ago

don't give them ads, don't upvote these posts

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago
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