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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm a 4 and 7 with a touch of 1, so I guess I'm a hot commodity.

....my dating history tells me otherwise.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (5 children)

What if you find yourself reading a culinary arts textbook in a foreign language?

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I wonder where "gay sex" ranks

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Isn't this one of those fake lists to rage bait people?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ahh yes... my favorite hobby... foreign languages.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago
  • I've read books.
  • In multiple languages.
  • And I can read musical notes.
  • I'm a capable home cook.
  • I've built stuff. Assembling IKEA furniture counts, right?
  • My mum still keeps most of my paintings.
  • If you can read this, you know that I can write.
  • I can cut down vegetation.
  • I can even dive.
  • Yes, I open the camera app daily.
  • There's an app for that as well.
  • I'm wearing my backpack already.
  • Five of the seven continents (as many of us understand them culturally), so far.

Which is why I have an orgy every night.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Essentially just be a renaissance man. It's much easier to do when you're younger. I could've ticked off over half the list 10 years ago, but now it's just reading, cooking and writing. I don't have the time or energy for much outside of work these days.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Unironically, most of the women I've spoken too have found it attractive when I bring up 3dPrinting. It's an active and interesting hobby, and tangible & crafty enough not to be too "nerdy" or whatever. Perfect middle ground, women love it.

They probably just didn't think of it or it wasn't on the poll.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (36 children)

I love how some of those hobbies are literally just chores but fun

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The musical instrument thing is transitory and depends entirely on the instrument.

Pre-relationship; in a popular band playing a more traditional instrument like guitar with a bunch of also attractive people (or at least part of a cool local scene) = hot

In a relationship and/or solo bedroom producing any kind of electronic music and/or buying lots of synthesizers, drum machines or grooveboxes = not hot

Also note how low "clubbing" is on the least attractive list, so no, DJs and electronic musicians who perform live don't get a pass

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (4 children)

If you have a banjo, it's straight up unattractive.

Source : I have a banjo.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago

Is there a source for this graph? Would like to read the rest of it

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (7 children)

It's weird that mechanical keyboard isn't on the list

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (3 children)

"Reading"

Strangely enough, reading RPG and skirmish game rulebooks doesn't seem to fit that bill.

Also, 3D printers, get your painting skills ready and paint the stuff you print. Easy peasy lemon squeezy

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (10 children)

Archery. Archery? Whose hobby is that?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Can't recommend enough. A fantastic sport to pick up for after work if you're working in IT or so, clears your mind, good for the shoulders and the back, and calms you down.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

The archers?

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago (3 children)

So, lots of Linux fans should be fairly attractive. Like we read (the docs), know a few languages (at least bash), occasionally write scripts, travel (between distros), and archers became a huge meme 🙃

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Weird, "nerd for Marxism" isn't on there... good thing I can cook 😎

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Read this too fast and thought it said most attractive male Hobbits and I was really intrigued

Sad beans

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